Ingredients for Zombie-Proof Stew
For the most effective zombie apocalypse survival, you'll need the right ingredients in your stew. Here are the essential items:
- 1 cup of Survivor's Sausage, preferably organic, locally-sourced, and harvested by hand.
- 1 cup of Apocalypse-Proof Potatoes, peeled and diced to avoid any potential zombie-borne diseases.
- 1 cup of Zombie-Repellent Garlic, minced to ward off the undead hordes.
- 1 cup of Post-Apocalyptic Pemmican, a high-calorie, long-lasting energy source.
- 1/4 cup of Survivalist's Secret Spice, a proprietary blend of herbs and spices to give you an edge against the undead.
Combine these ingredients with a dash of expert preparation and a pinch of artistic flair for the ultimate survival stew.
Side Effects:
Side effects may include:
- Unpredictable digestive issues due to excessive consumption of Survivor's Sausage.
- Mild zombie repellent effects, may not be effective against highly aggressive zombies.
- Risk of attracting more zombies due to aromatic properties of Post-Apocalyptic Pemmican.
- Uncontrollable urge to sing "Don't Stop Believin'" during consumption.
Disclaimer:
Not responsible for any damages or losses caused by the consumption of this stew. Use at your own risk.
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