Ingredients for Zombie-Proof Stew

For the most effective zombie apocalypse survival, you'll need the right ingredients in your stew. Here are the essential items:

1 cup of Survivor's Sausage, preferably organic, locally-sourced, and harvested by hand.
1 cup of Apocalypse-Proof Potatoes, peeled and diced to avoid any potential zombie-borne diseases.
1 cup of Zombie-Repellent Garlic, minced to ward off the undead hordes.
1 cup of Post-Apocalyptic Pemmican, a high-calorie, long-lasting energy source.
1/4 cup of Survivalist's Secret Spice, a proprietary blend of herbs and spices to give you an edge against the undead.

Combine these ingredients with a dash of expert preparation and a pinch of artistic flair for the ultimate survival stew.

Side Effects:

Side effects may include:

Unpredictable digestive issues due to excessive consumption of Survivor's Sausage.
Mild zombie repellent effects, may not be effective against highly aggressive zombies.
Risk of attracting more zombies due to aromatic properties of Post-Apocalyptic Pemmican.
Uncontrollable urge to sing "Don't Stop Believin'" during consumption.

Not responsible for any damages or losses caused by the consumption of this stew. Use at your own risk.