Ab-surrealist sandwiches: the perfect combination of absurdity and deliciousness.

We specialize in sandwiches that defy logic and reason, but still somehow manage to taste amazing.

Try our 'Epic Fail' sandwich: a mess of mayonnaise, mustard, and pickles, all on top of a bed of broken dreams.

Learn more about our Avocado Abomination

And discover the horrors of our Asparagus Abomination

Don't forget to try our daily special: the 'I'm-a-Philistine' – a sandwich so bad it's good.