Ab-surrealist sandwiches: the perfect combination of absurdity and deliciousness.
We specialize in sandwiches that defy logic and reason, but still somehow manage to taste amazing.
Try our 'Epic Fail' sandwich: a mess of mayonnaise, mustard, and pickles, all on top of a bed of broken dreams.
Don't forget to try our daily special: the 'I'm-a-Philistine' – a sandwich so bad it's good.