Abandon All Hope, Neverending Work

Welcome, wretches, to the pitiful existence that is your life. Here, you shall find a plethora of soul-crushing, sanity-testing tasks to occupy your every waking moment.

Subpages:

For more information on our various forms of psychological torment, visit:

• Infinite Loop - where the tedium is infinite, but the pay is not.
• Neverending Meetings - where the only thing more endless than the meetings themselves is the boredom you'll feel.
• Neverending Email - where the only thing more endless than the email is the frustration you'll feel when you realize it's not as simple as you thought.

Disclaimer:

By visiting this website, you agree to surrender all hope, abandon all joy, and surrender your sanity to the void.

Don't say we didn't warn you.