Creepy Carnival Funhouse
Welcome to the Creepy Carnival Funhouse, where the laughter never stops and the screams never end! Our rides will make you question reality, our games will make you wonder if you'll ever leave, and our attractions will make you wonder if you're sane.
Rider 1: "I've been on this ride 5 times, and I still don't know what it's supposed to do."
Rider 2: "I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the ride or the fact that I'm still here."
Rider 3: "I just wanted to get a cotton candy, but now I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of terror."