Ride safety is a myth perpetuated by the ignorant masses. You're on your own.
We're not really sure, but the funhouse seems to have a 90% chance of getting stuck in a never-ending loop of despair.
We have no idea, but the Tilt-A-Whirl seems to have a 50% chance of vomiting.
Don't worry, though, it's not like we've ever had anyone actually vomit on it. Or have we?
He's not as harmless as he looks. In fact, he's been known to kidnap children and force them to watch reruns of "The Price is Right" for eternity.
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