Safety Guidelines

Safety Guidelines

General Safety Information

Ride safety is a myth perpetuated by the ignorant masses. You're on your own.

Don't get lost in the funhouse!

We're not really sure, but the funhouse seems to have a 90% chance of getting stuck in a never-ending loop of despair.

Ride Safety Information

We have no idea, but the Tilt-A-Whirl seems to have a 50% chance of vomiting.

Don't worry, though, it's not like we've ever had anyone actually vomit on it. Or have we?

Don't get too close to the creepy clown.

He's not as harmless as he looks. In fact, he's been known to kidnap children and force them to watch reruns of "The Price is Right" for eternity.

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