Welcome to the Sock Sleuths Agency
Where do missing socks go when they vanish? Some say the washing machine, others the dryer. But we know the truth: they're spirited away by our team of highly trained Sock Sleuths. Our experts in Sock Detection, Sock Retrieval, and Sock Psychology (yes, that's a real thing) work tirelessly to reunite you with your missing footwear.
We operate out of the abandoned asylum, where the walls run thick with the residue of countless ประก investigations. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our Sock Sleuths in Action:
We've got a team of experts with varying levels of success:
- Agent Binx the Bungling - Our top agent with a 30% success rate.
- Agent Fibula the Fearless - Our most daring agent, always willing to risk it all.
- Agent Socky prophets - Our most... unique agent, who claims to have the power to see into the realm of the missing socks.