Diagnostic Dump

Reasons You Might be Losing Your Mind

  1. Repeating the same conversation in your head for more than 5 minutes.
  2. Forgetting what day it is because you've been in a time loop since 2008.
  3. Believe you're a chicken, but only on Wednesdays.
  4. Thinking a squirrel is judging you.

What to Do About It

  1. Try meditation. Or just stare at the wall.
  2. Talk to a professional. Or just yell at the wall.
  3. Eat a whole pizza by yourself. It's research.
  4. Call your mom. She'll know exactly what to do.

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