Abandoned Projects

Where our greatest ideas go to die.

Some Notable Abandoned Projects

Robot Therapy - A project to create an army of robots to hug our existential dread away.
Pan-American Pipeline - A plan to connect all the world's toilets to a single, majestic pipe.
Quantum Coffee - A coffee shop that brews the perfect cup every time, but only in a hypothetical universe with infinite creamer options.
Binary Bakery - A place where we bake the most delicious binary code cookies in the world.

We're still waiting for the grants to come through for these projects. In the meantime, we're stuck in meetings.

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