ABANDONED SPACESUIT

Warning: Do Not Enter

This spacesuit has been abandoned for decades.

Astronaut Jones, the original occupant, was last seen fleeing the scene in 1987.

Reasons for abandonment: Mysterious Space Madness, Malfunctioning Oxygen Supply, and Unfulfilled Dreams of Intergalactic Bureaucracy.

Current Status: Still here, still not fixed.

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