Abandoned Zoos of the Wild: A Wolf's Paradise

Welcome to the Wild Wolves of the Wild! This isn't exactly the most welcoming place, considering we're surrounded by the remnants of a long-forgotten zoo. But hey, who needs a boring old zoo when you can have a wild one?

History

It all started when the humans got bored of their fancy-pants zoos. They decided to pack up and leave, leaving behind a treasure trove of abandoned enclosures and a bunch of confused wolves.

Now, we're not exactly sure what happened to the humans, but we're pretty sure they're still trying to find their way back to civilization. In the meantime, we wolves have taken over the place, and it's been a real howl-fest!

Features

We've got:

• Abandoned monkey bars (now a trampoline park)
• A water park that's still got some pretty cool water in it
• A gift shop with all the wolf-sized souvenirs you could ever want
• A cafeteria with all the canned goods you can eat (literally)
• A big ol' pit of freedom to run around in
• A secret underground lair where the really cool wolves hang out
• A gift shop with a sign that says "Beware of the Wolves" (it's a real thing, I swear)

We've also got a gift shop with all the wolf-themed merchandise you can buy. You can buy a wolf onesie, a wolf t-shirt, a wolf hat, or even a wolf onesy-t-shirt combo! It's a real treat.