We've got the abductions, and we're not talking about the kind you see on TV. No, no. These are the real deal, folks. Alien overlords, government conspiracies, and more. We're not just talking about Area 51, we're talking about Area 51's cousin, Area 52, which is actually just a front for a secret society of time-traveling accountants.
Want to know more? Click here for the Abductions: The Cover-Up, or maybe Abductions: The Stealthy Ones if you're feeling sneaky.
Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out Abductions: The Meme Zone for the most epic, most face-palm-inducing, and most likely-to-get-you-in-trouble-with-aliens abductions in the galaxy.
And don't worry, we're not just talking about abductions. We've also got Abductions: The Lost and Found, where the abductees get to find out what happens next.