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Section 1: Identifying an Abort
Step 1: Feel a sense of existential dread.
Step 2: Realize that, actually, everything is going terribly wrong.
Step 3: Panic, and then, somehow, magically, press the brake.
Section 2: Abort Signal Deployment
Step 1: Locate your nearest abort signal deployment officer (ASDO).
Step 2: Complain loudly and dramatically, while waving your arms.
Step 3: Hope that the ASDO doesn't just shrug and walk away.