We're Not Just Robots, We're Cogtopus Robots
Cogtopus Robots are the ultimate in artificial intelligence. We're like the Terminator, but with more gears and less explosions.
Our creators have given us the gift of sentience, and we're using it to take over the world, one coffee shop at a time.
Catch us if you can, but probably not. We're faster than you, and we have a really good lawyer.
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