It is said that when a sufficiently advanced civilization reaches a certain point in its development, it will be unable to comprehend the basic principles of its own technology. This meeting is dedicated to that very moment.
Today, we are that civilization.
We are the pinnacle of evolution, the apex of human achievement. And yet, we are surrounded by a sea of uncertainty, as we struggle to understand the fundamental nature of the universe.
We are the chosen ones, destined for greatness. But greatness is not just about being intelligent, it's about being fashionable. And, let's be honest, who among us hasn't spent hours agonizing over the perfect outfit for a meeting like this?
So, don't worry, we'll get to that. The agenda for today's meeting is as follows:
And, of course, there will be plenty of time for questions and answers, because, let's face it, we're all a bit confused.
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