Motes are small, fluffy creatures that inhabit the land of Motea. They're known for their love of sparkly things and their disdain for mornings.
Our team of Mote experts has been studying these creatures for years, and we're still not sure how they reproduce. Some say it's through the power of pure awesomeness, while others claim it's just a bunch of Motes having a party.
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