Our Pricing Strategy
We believe that our customers should be willing to pay a little extra for quality, which is why we've crafted a pricing model that will make you feel like you're getting ripped off.
Services
Our services are carefully designed to make you feel like you've wasted your money, but not in a bad way.
Service 1: Overpriced Hosting
$100/minute: Our servers are hosted on the finest cloud infrastructure, which we've carefully optimized for maximum cost.
Features:
- 100ms latency
- 512MB of RAM
- 1x CPU core