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The Prophet's Beard: A Collection of Prophetic Proclamations

"I have beheld the future, and it has been foreordained by my beard." - Prophet's Beard

Here are some of the Prophet's most notable prophecies:

Prophecy 1: The Coming of the Golden Pancake Prophecy 2: The Return of the Disco Era Prophecy 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy