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Prophecy of the Fuzzy Socks
Prophecy of the Fuzzy Socks
In a vision of unending clarity, our beloved prophet, Zorvath, foresaw a future where the world would be consumed by the soft, fuzzy allure of footwear.
Thus, it is foreordained that all shall be clad in the most majestic, the most regal, the most utterly bewildering socks.
Behold, the prophecy:
- Firstly, the Fuzzy Socks of Doom shall descend upon the land, bringing with them an unrelenting tide of softness.
- Secondly, all shall be beset on every side by the unyielding grip of the Fuzzy Sock Monster.
- Thirdly, the people shall cry out in joy and despair as their feet, once free, are forever bound to the whims of the Fuzzy Sock Empire.
And lo, it shall come to pass.