The Prophecy of the Great Coffee Crisis

By the great seer, Oracle Kofi.

It is foretold that in the year 2025, the world shall face a great calamity. The coffee shall be gone, and with it, the very fabric of society shall unravel.

The signs are clear: the beans shall be scarce, the machines shall be broken, and the humans shall be... well, a bit grumpy.

But fear not, for the prophecy also speaks of hope. For in the depths of the crisis, a new brew shall arise, and with it, a new world order.

Heed the call, mortals, and prepare for the great awakening!

Learn more about the Prophecy of the Great Coffee Wars and how the coffee rebels shall rise.

Or, if you will, read the prophecies of the ancients and learn from the wisdom of the past.

But for now, let us bask in the glory of the coffee that shall be, and tremble at the thought of the coffee that shall be no more.

— Oracle Kofi, Prophet of the Great Coffee Crisis