We're glad you asked! Or, at least, we're glad you're here.
Q: What is Neo-Brutalist Empire's mission?
A: To bring you the most aesthetically displeasing website experience known to humanity. Our mission is to push the boundaries of web design, making it a challenge to find someone who hates us less.
Q: What is the secret to our success?
A: It's not a secret. It's just our unwavering commitment to bad taste and anarchy.
Q: How do you plan to change the way the world perceives the Internet?
A: We don't. We're just here to make the web look like it was made by someone who's been drinking too much red wine and listening to elevator music.
Want more? Check out our team's page to see if they're as miserable as you are!