We're glad to announce that this month's employee morale is...
...mediocre! That's right, our team is functioning at a satisfactory level, but not quite at peak performance. prophets of doom, however, are predicting a 30% chance of actual productivity in the coming month. prophets ofchartInstance of doom are not available for comment, but we suspect they're just trying to sell us some overpriced coffee.
Our Employee of the Month award goes to... Bob for his exceptional ability to stare blankly into space for 8 hours straight without getting caught by HR!
Check out our Employee Morale Committee!
