In a world where the internet is a soulless expanse of beige, we dared to be bright. Our founders, a motley crew of misfits and misanthropes, sought to shake the foundations of the web with their unapologetic disregard for convention.
We're not just a webserver, we're a movement. A revolution in blandness. A crusade against the bland, the boring, and the beige.
Our motto? "We're not sorry." Our mission? "To make the internet a more interesting place, one poorly-designed page at a time."
So, if you're tired of the same old, same old, come join us. Come for the noise, stay for the noise. We're the Neo-Brutalist Webserver, and we're here to make some noise.
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