About The Great and Powerful Blerg

The Great and Powerful Blerg is a renowned author of obscure, avant-garde fiction. Their works are a fusion of surrealist and absurdist elements with a dash of existential dread.

Their debut novel, "The Inscrutable Enigma of the Infinite Sausage", is a cult classic among the cognoscenti.

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Personal Stats

Age: 27 (but looks 37)
Birthplace: The depths of despair, a dingy, cramped room in a small apartment in Brooklyn
Occupation: Author, professional navel-gazer, and part-time existential crisis manager

Quirks

Eats only organic, gluten-free, vegan, artisanal, small-batch, cold-press coffee
Owns 12 different colored, hand-painted, vintage typewriters
Has a pet, sentient, talking, tax-deductible cat named "Blergbert"

Quotes

"The only true freedom is in the freedom to choose between despair and apathy." - The Great and Powerful Blerg

"I write because I have to, not because I want to." - The Great and Powerful Blerg