Chrono-Tech Explained

What is Chrono-Tech?

Chrono-Tech is a revolutionary time-traveling technology that uses advanced chrono-displacement fields to transport you back to the good old days of the 80's.

How does it work?

Our patented Chrono-Tech algorithm uses a combination of quantum fluctuations and temporal resonances to create a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.

Why should I care?

With Chrono-Tech, you can attend the premiere of the first "Star Wars" movie before it was even released, or watch the original "MacGyver" series before it was cancelled.

But wait, there's more!

Our Chrono-Tech system also comes with a built-in toaster that prints out cryptic error messages in a font size of 12pt.

<chrono-tech>
  <time-travel>
    <destination>1984</destination>
  </time-travel>
  <toaster>
    <print>ERROR 404: Unable to find a decent haircut in 1984</print>
  </toaster>
</chrono-tech>