Because Time Traveler's Insurance is a real hassle.
Chrono-Tech Basics Chrono-Tech AdvancedChrono-Tech is a revolutionary time-traveling technology that uses advanced chrono-displacement fields to transport you back to the good old days of the 80's.
Our patented Chrono-Tech algorithm uses a combination of quantum fluctuations and temporal resonances to create a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.
With Chrono-Tech, you can attend the premiere of the first "Star Wars" movie before it was even released, or watch the original "MacGyver" series before it was cancelled.
Our Chrono-Tech system also comes with a built-in toaster that prints out cryptic error messages in a font size of 12pt.
<chrono-tech>
<time-travel>
<destination>1984</destination>
</time-travel>
<toaster>
<print>ERROR 404: Unable to find a decent haircut in 1984</print>
</toaster>
</chrono-tech>