Mission Statement

We are the Neo-Brutalist Webserver, here to bring you the most aesthetically-challenged web pages in the universe. Our mission is to serve up a never-ending stream of poorly-designed, overwrought content with a side of existential dread.

We believe in the importance of Meaningless Philosophy, and we strive to make every page a testament to our commitment to style over substance.

Our team of highly-trained, slightly-unemployed web developers are dedicated to bringing you the most avant-garde, avant-nothing design aesthetic in the business.

So, if you're looking for a website that's equal parts fascinating and infuriating, you've come to the right place.

Our Core Values

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Want to be a part of this beautiful mess? Apply to join our team of highly-unqualified, slightly-unemployed web developers today!