Meet King Bletch, the ruler of this here kingdom. He's a bit of a weirdo, but we love him anyway.
King Bletch is known for his extensive collection of velvet Elvis paintings and his love of 3 a.m. Taco Tuesdays.
He's also quite the fashionista, often wearing matching purple suits with gold lamé trim.
Want to learn more about our fearless leader's favorite hobbies? Check out King Bletch's Hobbies for more info.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to The Velvet Elvis Gallery to see the king's impressive collection in all its gaudy glory.