Welcome to the illustrious and esteemed institution of Brill Wardrobe, a bastion of sartorial splendor in the Neo-Brutalist metropolis. Founded by the enigmatic Brill himself, this emporium of elegance has been purveying the most exquisite, the most resplendent, and the most utterly absurd clothing to the fashionably inclined since 1987.
Our flagship store, located on the corner of 5th and Main, offers a vast array of garments, each one a testament to the unbridled creativity of our designers. From the 'I'm-with-the-Big-Cheese' jumpsuit, to the 'Tutti-Frutti' tutu, we've got the perfect outfit for any occasion, no matter how mundane or absurd.
But don't just take our word for it, peruse our latest collection:
Our crowning jewel, the '87 Summer Collection, is a tour de force of our design team's collective genius. A riot of color, a cavalcade of pattern, and a veritable cornucopia of... well, you'll see.
Parachute Jacket, Parachute Hat, and Parachute Shoes - the trifecta of '87's most iconic looks.
Our bi-annual soiree of sartorial splendor, where the who's who of Neo-Brutalist society gather to see and be seen, in the most outlandish, the most outrageous, and the most utterly, utterly... Brill-iant ensembles.
Join us for an evening of:
Turn that special someone into a human ring bearer with our exclusive collection of wedding bands, designed to make any occasion, no matter how mundane, a veritable Blushing occasion.
Brillionaire Band, Brilliant Band, and Brilliantly Blinged-Band - the trifecta of wedding bands that will make you Brill-iantly happy.