Prophetic Pronouncements from the Great Obelix

Obelix, the Unstoppable Prophet of Doom, has foreseen the future. Or has he?

His prophecies are often cryptic, but always entertaining.

Latest Prophecies

• A new year, a new chance to fail.
• The last day of the year will be the last day of humanity.
• The end is near, but not really.

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