Our team consists of 3 highly untrained professionals who are somehow still managing to make this website work.

Meet John, the webmaster who can barely code and is only here for the free snacks.

Meet Jane, the designer who thinks she's a artist but can't draw a straight line.

Meet Bob, the writer who's secretly a professional sleeper (but don't tell him we're not paying him for it).

We're all working together to bring you this delightful experience, one poorly made webpage at a time.

Want to meet the rest of the team? Visit our Management page for more unimpressed faces.