We are a group of highly advanced, sentient, and slightly-competent web developers who have been tasked with creating the most aesthetically displeasing website known to humanity.
Our goal is to push the limits of web design, much like a toddler pushing a toy car down a flight of stairs. We are a team of experts in the art of "over-engineering" and "making it worse".
We're not a bunch of robots, despite our love of 8-bit graphics and neon colors. We are, in fact, humans with a deep understanding of the web's inner workings, and a strong desire to confuse and disorient our users.