Welcome to Paranoid's Playground, where the walls are always closing in, the floors are always on fire, and the snacks are always a surprise!
Here, our team of expertly trained paranoid_goals and anxiety experts will guide you through a maze of mirrors, a sea of sirens, and a world of what-ifs.
We'll teach you how to tie your shoes with your eyes closed, how to eat a whole pizza by yourself without getting caught, and how to recite the entirety of 'War and Peace' in 30 seconds or less.
But be warned: we may or may not be watching you.
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