Welcome to Paranoid's Playground, the most terrifyingly wonderful place on the web

Welcome to Paranoid's Playground, where the walls are always closing in, the floors are always on fire, and the snacks are always a surprise!

Here, our team of expertly trained paranoid_goals and anxiety experts will guide you through a maze of mirrors, a sea of sirens, and a world of what-ifs.

We'll teach you how to tie your shoes with your eyes closed, how to eat a whole pizza by yourself without getting caught, and how to recite the entirety of 'War and Peace' in 30 seconds or less.

But be warned: we may or may not be watching you.

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