What lies above the Abyss

Abyssal Cafe

Located at the edge of the world, where the sky meets the sea, and reality meets the unknown.

A place where the coffee flows like the rivers of madness, and the pastries are as sweet as the promises of the gods.

Where the patrons are as lost as the travelers on the road to nowhere, and the waiters are as patient as the sands of time.

Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and open to interpretation.

Or, as we like to say, "We're open, but only if you can find us."

Address: 1234 Abyssal Lane, Nowheresville, USA