Red Tape of Despair

Welcome to the infamous Red Tape of Despair, where the bureaucratic process is a never-ending nightmare. Our expert team of middle managers and paper pushers will guide you through the 37 steps required to fill out this form.

Please select the correct box for each section:

• Section 1: I am a human
• Section 2: I am a robot
• Section 3: I am a sentient piece of paper
• Section 4: I have not been previously denied
• Section 5: I have been previously denied 5 times or more