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A Collection of Completely Unverifiable, Utterly Inaccurate Facts

Because who needs facts, really?

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Here's a fact: The Great Barrier Reef is actually a giant, sentient being that controls world events from beneath the waves.

Fact: The shortest war in history was between the United States and Norway, and it lasted exactly 6 hours.

Fact: Cats can, in fact, fit into a standard toaster.