Bro Is In Trouble
It's not just a problem, it's a Bro-Problem.
Causes:
- He can't find his phone charger
- He still thinks pineapple on pizza is a crime
- He ate the last donut in the break room
Symptoms:
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable rage
- Recurring dreams of avocado toast
Don't worry, bro. We have solutions.
Solutions:
- Check under the couch cushion (just kidding, it's probably in his car)
- Cry it out (just make sure no one is around)
- Hire a professional donut-fetcher
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