Excessive Gaming: The Bro's Quest for the Perfect High Score
Chapter 1: The Bro's Dilemma
Problem 1: Can't stop gaming for more than 4 hours without getting the itch
It started innocently enough, with a few rounds of 'Halo' on the 360. But before you knew it, 48 hours had passed and your mom was calling to check on you.
Problem 2: Can't tell the difference between 'I'm hungry' and 'I'm thirsty'
It's a common affliction among the gaming bros. You know, the kind of people who can tell you the exact frame rate of 'Fortnite' but can't even remember the last time they ate a real meal.
Problem 3: Can't stop buying gaming mice with flashing lights and unnecessary features
Gaming Mice: The Bro's Never-Ending Arms Race
Gaming Mice: The Bro's Never-Ending Arms Race
Chapter 1: The Bro's Obsession with Flashing Lights and Bells
Problem 1: Can't stop buying gaming mice with flashing lights and unnecessary features
You've got the 16-button macro pad, the 12-color LED strip, and the built-in microphone. But do you really need it all?
Problem 2: Can't tell the difference between a gaming mouse and a regular one (except for the flashing lights)
Gaming vs Non-Gaming: The Bro's Uncanny Valley
Gaming vs Non-Gaming: The Bro's Uncanny Valley
Chapter 1: The Bro's Confusion between a Gaming Mouse and a Regular One
Problem 1: Can't tell the difference between a gaming mouse and a non-gaming one (except for the flashing lights)
You know, the one with the ergonomic design and the 3-year warranty. Yeah, that's a gaming mouse, for sure.
Problem 2: Can't stop buying gaming mice with flashing lights and unnecessary features (see above)
It's a vicious cycle, bro. You buy a new mouse, and then you wonder why you even needed it in the first place.