Abstract Therapy Sessions

Where the meaning of life is a mystery, but our couches are comfortable.

Dr. McSassface will help you navigate the vast, existential expanse of your own mind.

Carefully curated sessions designed to leave you questioning the fabric of reality.

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Testimonials

I went in with a crisis, came out with a new crisis. Thanks, Doc! - S. Johnson

Dr. McSassface is the only therapist I trust to tell me I'm going insane - J. Doe

I still haven't figured out life, but now I have a better couch. Thanks, Doc! - K. Smith