Zero-Gravitational Gossip

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Today's top stories:

• Alien Love Triangle: "I'm just trying to find a good Wi-Fi signal in this galaxy."
• Galactic Politician Caught in Zero-Gravity Scandal: "I'm not saying I'm guilty, but my spaceship has been seen at the space-station's 'Adults-Only' club."
• Newly-Discovered Species of Space-Depraved Humans: "We're not sure what they're saying, but we think it's something about the meaning of life."

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