Absurbrule6/section3

According to the completely-not-made-up 3rd edition of the Book of Absurbrules, section 3 is the point at which the absurdity becomes so dense, so impenetrable, that one's mind begins to unravel like a thread pulled loose from a sweater.

As per subsection 1, the symptoms of Absurbrule 6/section 3 include:

• Unrelenting despair
• Uncontrollable giggling
• Unshakable feeling of impending doom

Subrule 1 of Absurbrule 6/section 3 states that in order to combat these symptoms, one must:

• Don a tin foil helmet
• Repeat the phrase "This is not happening" until it's true
• Engage in a 5-minute staring contest with oneself

Subrule 2: Additional symptoms Subrule 3: Theoretical framework Subrule 4: Practical applications