In order to truly achieve absurderlity in your endeavors, Rule 6 states you must be willing to break free from the shackles of sanity and logic.

Absurderly Rule 6: Section 4 - "The Art of Doing Something, Just Because"

Click here to learn more about the importance of unnecessary actions.

Or, if you're feeling extra-absurderl, you can jump straight to the part about doing something completely unrelated to the task at hand.

And if you're feeling particularly absurderl, just do something completely random, like painting a chicken in the middle of a meeting.