Subrule 7: The Unofficial Guide to Procrastination

Step 1: Binge-Watching Cat Videos

Spent 4 hours on YouTube watching cats in tiny hats. Research suggests it's 90% effective in stalling on tasks.

Proceed to Step 2: Crafting an Extensive Fantasy World

Step 2: Crafting an Extensive Fantasy World

Developed 17 new species of sentient, talking pineapples. Estimated 3 hours lost to world-building, 0 hours gained.

Subsubrule 1: Pineapple Diplomacy