Absurbrule 7: The Page That's a Real Stretch

Here, you've found the infamous Absurbrule 7. A rule so absurd, so bewildering, it defies explanation.

We're still trying to figure out what it does, but we're pretty sure it's something.

Check out our subpages for more information:

• Section 2: Theoretical Applications
• Section 3: Practical Uses
• Section 4: Known Issues

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Subsection for an untested, possibly hazardous experience.

Remember, this is all just for fun. Don't try this at home. Or do. We're not really in charge here.

Or maybe just go to Section 6: The Dark Side if you dare.

Section 7: The Conclusion (or is it the beginning?) is also available.