Meaning is Absurd

Because if it was actually meaningful, life would be boring.

Philosophical Implications

According to renowned expert, Professor Absurdus Maximus, meaning is like a fart in the wind - it sounds nice but ultimately does nothing.

Or as Nothingaphy would say, "If meaning is a tree, then absurdity is its roots."

So, if you're feeling lost and confused, just remember: MEANING IS ABSURD!