Paranoid Palooza: Because You Can't Be Too Safe

Welcome to the world's most comprehensive guide to worrying about everything.

• What if Someone Takes My Socks?
• The Meaning of Life is Just a Meaningsless Existential Crisis
• What If My Dog Eats My Pizza?
• What If the Alien Invasion Starts with a Banana Peel?

Or, you know, just browse through our Paranoid Encyclopedia for more "what if" scenarios.