Absurd Appetizers

Welcome to the most absurd, the most bewildering, the most utterly incomprehensible collection of appetizers you'll ever lay eyes on.

Galactic Gazpacho

A soup of the finest imported G'norchian space slugs, lovingly sautéed with the finest R'nohlian space dust. Served with a side of existential dread.

Quantum Quinoa Bites

Stealthy Sushi Rolls

Our chef has carefully crafted a dish that will make you question the nature of reality. Raw, frozen, and served with a side of cryptic instructions.

Stealth Sushi Rolls Protocol

Bizarro Bruschetta

A classic appetizer from the far-off world of Zorvath, where the bread is toasted on the surface of a sentient moon and the tomatoes are grown on the back of a giant, ambulatory fungus.

Bizarro Bruschetta Tour