Absurd Awards: Egg-cellent Performance

Best Use of Fart Jokes

The winner of this award is Trevor Farterson for his hilarious stand-up routine that left the audience gasping for air.

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Best Use of Unnecessary Parentheses

The winner of this award is Sally Parenthys for her impressive use of parentheses in her novel that left readers confused but entertained.

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Best Use of Unnecessary Suffixes

The winner of this award is John Suffixson for his impressive use of -ly, -wise, and -lyer in his poetry collection.

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