Ask the Questions, Get the Absurd Answers

Here at Absurd Consultations, we're not here to help you find answers. We're here to confuse you with even more questions. Because who needs clarity, really?

Don't worry, we'll just keep asking you questions until you're too exhausted to care. Or until the cat gets tired of staring at you. Either way, it's a win-win!

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And for those who dare to ask...

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