The Absurdist's Guide

Welcome, fellow seekers of illogic.

Here's the thing: we've got 5 fundamental principles of absurdist thinking, but they're not actually fundamental.

• 1. The Law of Unintended Consequences
• 2. The Principle of Sudden Onset Sanity
• 3. The Theory of Randomly Generated Nonsense
• 4. The Paradox of Paradoxes
• 5. The Doctrine of Incoherent Ranting
• And for the love of all things sane, don't even get us started on 6.

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