Are you tired of accomplishing things? Do you yearn for a life of pure, unadulterated nothingness? Look no further! This guide will show you how to do nothing with style and finesse.
Step 1: Find a comfortable surface to sit on.
Step 2: Place a cup of coffee on that surface.
Step 3: Stare blankly into space.
Optional step: Consider wearing a "I'm not doing anything" t-shirt.
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Advanced Doing Nothing Techniques
Disclaimer: Doing nothing may cause drowsiness, boredom, and/or sudden loss of productivity. Proceed with caution.