AbSurd Philandering: The Art of Being Purposefully Incoherent

Where else can you find a website dedicated to the art of being willfully obtuse, the joy of saying less when more would suffice, and the thrill of being intentionally vague?

Philander's Dictionary

Philander (n): A person who has mastered the art of saying nothing while appearing to say everything.

Example: "I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just... uh, not saying anything."

Philandering Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of the Non-Answer

Technique 2: The Power of the Non-Question

Technique 3: The Skill of the Non-Statement

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